Complimentary Story
You have two cows…• Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a bull.
• Socialism: You keep one cow and give the other to your neighbor.
• Communism: The government takes both cows and gives you some milk.
• Fascism: The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
• Nazism: The government takes both cows and shoots you.
• Bureaucracy: The government takes both cows, shoots one, milks the other, and throws the milk away.
• Democracy: Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
• Libertarianism: You keep both cows, nobody bothers you, and you sell the milk voluntarily.
